After three or four failed attempts at an impressive while somewhat original homepage, I asked myself, "What the hell am I trying to prove?" There I was with my self-imposed weights upon my head, doing my best to fool everybody into thinking I was someone other than me. But I've learned from my mistakes, and this is the result. I'll probably redo the formatting and/or replace this page with something better pretty soon. Maybe when I actually get some good ideas for it. For now, this is good enough. Please excuse the senselessness of it all; I have mental problems. But I can't use drugs, because I know I'll get addicted. So here I am yet again, trying to think of something to make you stay and peruse my contribution to the World Wide Web. Hmmm, this is tough. Why should you stay? Well, let's see, I've got a lot to offer. I have excellent taste in music (at least I'd like to think so), and I have a great collection of poetry from such poets as myself and other such poets. Anyway, before I continue to make a fool out of myself and alienate everybody who chooses to take some time to read this moronic message, I better shut up. So, if you please, take a look around at this horrendously humble home page. Thanks for listening....

The contents of this web site:

Ear Candy [Bootlegs]
From the Depths of the Cranium [Poetry and Prose]
Wasting Time [Websites Worthy of Your Mouse Clicks]

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